| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| GOLF | Game Off Limit to Females |
| GOLF | Gary Only Likes Females |
| GOLF | Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden |
| GOLF | Go Out and Love Food |
| GOLF | Go Out Laugh Frequently |
| GOLF | Great Outdoor Lost and Found |
| GOLF | Green, Oxygen, Leisure, and Friendship |
| GOM | Grouchy Old Man |
| GOM | Grumpy Old Man |
| GOMER | Get Out of My Emergency Room |
| GOMW | Get Out of My Way |
| GONZO | Great Ominous Nothingness Zoning Operations |
| GOOD | God's Only Online Door |
| GOOD | Gratiously Opening Others Demons |
| GOODMORNING | Get up, Open your eyes, Out of bed, Day has risen, Merry life, Old dreams comes true, Rise and shine, New friends, Ideas for life, Nice future, Good day 4 u |
| GOODMORNING | Get up, Open your eyes, Out of bed, Day has risen, Merry life, Old dreams comes true, Rise and shine, New friends, Ideas for life, Nice future, Good day 4 u |
| GOODNIGHT | Go to sleep, Off the lights, Out of tension, Dreams come, Nice sleep, Ignore worries, Get up earlier, Have a nice thought, Thank the god |
| Gallery Of Overstimulated GirLs Everytime | |
| Gargantuan On-line Operation of Government Law Enforcement | |
| General Oblivion and Omnipotent Guide to Lots of Everything |