| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| ALPHA | All Legendary Paragons Hailing from All over |
| ALPHA | Another Life Phase Happily Achieved |
| ALPO | Animal Liberation Press Office |
| ALPS | Arcane Links Progress Section |
| ALS | All Ladies Shaved |
| ALSA | Anti Little- Sister Association |
| ALT | Anarchists, Lunatics, and Terrorists |
| AM | Annie's Man |
| AMA | American Misogynists Association |
| AMA | Anti Monday Association |
| AMA | Anti-Mihin Association |
| AMALA | American Men Attract Ladies Attention |
| AMALA | Awesome Marvelous Attractive Lovable Angel |
| AMANDA | Always Mindless And Never Does Anything |
| AMANDE | A Man At North Dakota, Eh? |
| AMAT | Association of Men Against Tights |
| AMAZON | All Males And Zero Obvious Nubians |
| AMAZON | Alliance of Matriarchal And Zenobian Omnipotent Nations |
| AMAZON | Always Making A Zulu Offensive Notion |
| AMAZON | Amazing Mermaids After Zoink's Oval Nation |