| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| LA | Limp Airplane |
| LA | Losers Anonymous |
| LAB | Long And Boring |
| LADIBADMUS | Lies And Deceit Is Bad And Dangerous Must Use Sincerity |
| LADIBADMUS | Lies And Deceit Is Bad And Destructive Must Use Sincerity |
| LADIES | Latest At Detecting Infernal Elation Scenes |
| LADYGAGA | Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention |
| LAG | Lame Anal Generosity |
| LAG | Loud Angry Guys |
| LAM | Lazy A** Monkeyitis |
| LAMBORGINI | Lame A** Moving Basalt Or Racing Goats In Nevada Interstate |
| LAME | Laughable And Mildly Entertaining |
| LAMOU | Laugh And Manupulate Outsiders for Unity |
| LAN | Local Area Naughtiness |
| LAN | Loco Area Network |
| LAN | Losers And Nerds |
| LAPD | Laughing As People Die |
| LAPD | Los Angeles Perjury Department |
| LAPTOP | Lightweight Analytical Platform with Total Optimized Power |
| LAR | Lizard Attitude Railroad |