| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| LOM | Lover Of Melons |
| LOMBARD | Loads Of Money But A Real D**head |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Real Dumbell |
| LOO | Lovely Old Oger |
| LOPS | Love Old Popeye Spinnach |
| LOQ | Ladies Of Quake |
| LOQ | Lords Of Quake |
| LOSER | Latest Overweighted Super Edible Rockstar |
| LOSER | Legions Of Self-Deluded Elitist Retards |
| LOST | Legion Of Shadow Trooper |
| LOST | Linux One Stanza Tip |
| LOTR | Loonies On The Rhubarb |
| LOTR | Lord Of The Ribs |
| LOTTO | Lose Often To Terrible Odds |
| LOTUS | Loads Of Totally Useless Spares |
| LOTUS | Lots of Trouble Usually Serious |
| LOUTY | Long Orange Underwear Thank you |
| LOVE | Learn and Observe Values of Each other |
| LOVE | Lies Of Vicious Evil |
| LOVE | Lily's Outrageous Valentines Eats |