| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| AP | April Phool |
| AP | Ass Pounder |
| AP | Atrocious Press |
| AP | Authenticity Police |
| APAC | And People Are Crazy |
| APAI | All People Are Idiots |
| APB | All Parishioners Beware |
| APC | All Pieces of Crap |
| APC | Almost Perfect Crappola |
| APC | American Piece of Crap |
| APC | Another Piece of Crap |
| APC | Asexual Privacy Concrete |
| APD | Always Payin Dues |
| APE | Advanced Primate Espionage |
| APE | Alternate Primate Evolution |
| APEC | Anti People Economic Control |
| APF | All Producers Fooled |
| APF | Alpha Phi Fu |
| APFM | A Place For Mom |
| APJF | Apple Pudding Jellybean Farts |