| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| ASFC | American Society of Fried Chicken |
| ASH | Anti Sub Human |
| ASHA | A Subterranean Homesick Alien |
| ASHES | Another Sad Horrific English Series |
| ASK | Aiding Socialist Kauses |
| ASLB | Age Sex Location Bacon |
| ASLB | Age Sex Location Bacon pics |
| ASMI | A Sick Mind Incorporated |
| ASN | Alliance of Soup Nazis |
| ASP | After Sex Pic |
| ASP | Asinine Server Problem |
| ASP | Awful Stock Pick |
| ASPIRANT | Ambitious Serious Person Inspired Religiously by Anti Negative Thoughts |
| ASS | Absolute Song Syndrome |
| ASS | Academy of Submissive Students |
| ASS | Acronym Specialists Society |
| ASS | Agents of Secret Stuff |
| ASS | Amazing Support Sbottom |
| ASS | Animal Super Squad |
| ASS | Association of Shirkers and Slackers |