| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| NOMADS | Nice Old Methodists Avoiding Deep Snow |
| NON | Never Order Napkins |
| NOOB | Noone's Obvious Business |
| NOOP | No One Owns People |
| NORAD | New Oranges Right After Death |
| NORWICH | Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home |
| NOS | Never Offer Service |
| NOSX | Don't Cheat On Your Husband |
| NOTC | Nazis Of The Coast |
| NOU | Nonsense Organizational Units |
| NOUN | Normally Objected to Uncounted Normals |
| NOVA | Nerds Of Various Ages |
| NPAA | New Polish Accounting Act |
| NPL | National Phone Losers |
| NPO | Natalie Portman Obsessives |
| NPO | Nu Phunk Operation |
| NPR | National Pinko Radio |
| NPR | National Proletariat Radio |
| NPR | National Prolitariat Radio |
| NPR | National Propaganda Radio |