| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| PAFTA | Puddleby Alchemist's Folly Tactical Assault |
| PAGCS | People Against Geekchicshipping |
| PAH | Petz Against Hate |
| PAI | People Are Idiots |
| PAIN | Plentiful Apples In Norway |
| PAIN | Puttin Asses In Neutral |
| PAK | People Against Kasper |
| PAL | Personal Android Lackey |
| PAL | Poor And Lousy |
| PALS | Parents Acting Like Students |
| PAN | Pagans Acting Nicely |
| PANTS | Private Affects Not To Share |
| PAO | Propoganda And Arrogance Office |
| PAP | Politicians Are Parasites |
| PAP | Poor And Poorer |
| PAP | Poppits Are Plentiful |
| PAPOOS | People Against the Propagation Of Our Species |
| PAR | Pagan Association Of Red |
| PAR | People Against Reality |
| PARE | Preparation Action Reflection And Evaluation |