| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| PEI | Peace Entered Island |
| PEKAC | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PEKKA | Pooping Electronic Kinetic Kite Arrangement |
| PEKKA | Purple Energy Katana Knight Android |
| PELOSI | Pelosi's Extreme Liberal Offering S***s Incredibly |
| PEMDAS | Pamela Evans Made Drake A Sandwich |
| PEMDAS | Pee Every Morning, Dance And Sing |
| PEMDAS | Pee Every Morning, Douchebag And Sin |
| PEMDAS | People Eat More Donuts After School |
| PEMDAS | Pete Ate McDonalds All Saturday |
| PEMDAS | Please Eat My Dad And Sister |
| PEMDAS | Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally |
| PEMDAS | Poor Eddie Murphy Drowned At Sea |
| PEMDAS | Praise Every Mom Dad And Sister |
| PEMDAS | Pride Eventually Makes Doll A Sloth |
| PEMDAS | Purple Eggplants Make Delicious Afternoon Snacks |
| PEMDAS | Purple Elephants May Destroy A School |
| PEMME | Please End My Miserable Existence |
| PENIS | People Entertained Never in Sports |
| PENIS | Practical Ejaculate Newborn Injection System |