| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| PGA | Pretty Golfers Association |
| PGL | Pompous Green Leprechaun |
| PGT | Practically a Golf Tournament |
| PHAT | Please Hurl At Trashcan |
| PHAT | Porky Huge And Tremendous |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Thick |
| PHB | Plywood Hugging Boss |
| PHB | Pointy Headed Boss |
| PHD | Paltry Hunka Dough |
| PHD | Partial Head Damage |
| PHD | Particularly High Deception |
| PHD | Passed High school with Difficulty |
| PHD | Perfect Hair-Do |
| PHD | Perky Happy Disciple |
| PHD | Permanent Head Damage |
| PHD | Permanently Head Damaged |
| PHD | Persistently and Habitually Dumb |
| PHD | Personal Hygiene Disorder |
| PHD | Piled High and Deep |
| PHD | Piled Higher & Deeper |