| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| AUDI | Affordable Using Double Income |
| AUDI | All Unsafe Designs Implemented |
| AUDI | Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence |
| AUDI | Always Unsatisfied Driving It |
| AUDI | Another Ugly Deutsche Invention |
| AUDI | Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. |
| AUM | Awesome Umbrella Meat |
| AUSEDCD | Agreeable Ultra Symmetrical Eagle of Delicious Cut Dinner |
| AUZ | Another Uneducated Zitface |
| AV | Aggravating Version |
| AVA | Awesome Very Amazing |
| AVI | Always Very Intelligent |
| AVP | Another Vuckedup Picture |
| AVPU | Alert, Vomiting, Puking, Upchucking |
| AVS | All Very Snobby |
| AWACS | Always Worry About Clean Skivies |
| AWANA | Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed |
| AWESOME | A Weirdo Eating Some Old Monkey Edibles |
| AWI | Automatic Weather Indicators |
| AWL | The Anti-Walrus League |