| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| PMC | Poorly Made Crap |
| PMC | Preserve My Capital |
| PMD | Purple Monkey Dishwasher |
| PME | Pre-Menstrual Egghead |
| PMG | Prime Minister's Genius |
| PML | Playonline Markup Language |
| PMO | Packing Many Ovules |
| PMS | Packing My Suitcase |
| PMS | Pass My Salt |
| PMS | Pass My Shotgun |
| PMS | Periodical Mental Syndrome |
| PMS | Permissible Man Slaughter |
| PMS | Perpetual Munching Spree |
| PMS | Petrify My Spouse |
| PMS | Pick My Scab |
| PMS | Pig Meat Sandwich |
| PMS | Pony Mare Syndrome |
| PMS | Pop Murders Students |
| PMS | Pretty Major Stress |
| PMS | Pretty Miserable Syndrome |