| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| POR | Peugeot Of Rust |
| PORK | President Obama's Rear Kitchen |
| PORN | People Of Retro Names |
| PORSCHE | Persnickity Old Roadster Sucks Cash Hellishly Expensive |
| PORSCHE | Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense |
| PORSCHE | Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything |
| PORSCHE | Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough |
| POT | Panda Operates Tea time |
| POT | Puff On This |
| POTATO | People Order The Awful Toe Oatmeal |
| POTOS | Pay On Time Or Suffer! |
| POTS | Poor Old Telephone System |
| POTUS | Please Open The Underground Secret-door |
| POTUS | Prince Of The Underworld's Servant |
| POWER | Positive Outreach for Women and Equal Rights for everyone |
| PP | Precious Piggy |
| PPA | Patience Patience Antay |
| PPA | Pickled People Association |
| PPAA | Presumptuously Petulant A**holes Association |
| PPAP | Pen Pineapple Apple Pen |