| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| SUV | Shiny Unused Vehicle |
| SUV | Shut Up Vehicle |
| SUV | Simply Useless Vehicle |
| SUV | Slightly Upgraded Van |
| SUV | Sluggish Unbearable Vendor |
| SUV | Smelly Utility Vehicle |
| SUV | Snobs' Upperclass Van |
| SUV | Soccermom's Ugly Van |
| SUV | Social Urban Vanity |
| SUV | Some Useful Virtues |
| SUV | Son Of Ugh Vitch |
| SUV | Spectacularly Ugly Vehicle |
| SUV | Spinal Utility Vehicle |
| SUV | Sport Utility Volvo |
| SUV | Square Underpowered Vehicle |
| SUV | Squashes Uther Vehicles |
| SUV | Stuck Up Vehicle |
| SUV | Stupendously Ugly Vehicle |
| SUV | Stupendously Useless Vehicle |
| SUV | Stupid Unsafe Vehicle |