| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| TNT | Tom's New Toy |
| TNT | Tony Not Todd |
| TNT | Total Not Televised |
| TNT | Tried N Tested |
| TNT | Turner Network Tripe |
| TO- | The Three-Letter Word, 'TOE' Minus The Last Letter 'E' or word 'TOP' Minus Letter 'P'. |
| TOADS | Take Off And Die Syndrome |
| TOAST | Tums On A Slice of Toast |
| TOD | Temple Of Doom |
| TOD | Toddy Or a Drink |
| TODD | Tiny On The Ding Dong |
| TOEFL | Test Of Eggs, Flour, and Lard |
| TOF | Two Old Fools |
| TOM | The Other Marianne |
| TOM | The Other Matthew |
| TOM | Thoroughly Obedient Moron |
| TOMCAT | Totally Obedient Moron Can't Actually Think |
| TOMMY | Totally Obnoxious Moronic Meddling Youngster |
| TOMMY | Totally Oval Mean Moppy Yougnster |
| TOOP | The Opposite Of People |