| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| VISTA | Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware |
| VIVO | Video Input Villaineously Obliterated |
| VIVO | Vodka In, Vodka Out |
| VJ | Viewtiful Joe |
| VLAD | Vampire League Against Discrimination |
| VLM | Very Lazy Management |
| VLMA | Very Large Mouse Array |
| VLT | Vertical Line Thingy |
| VLV | Viva La Vida |
| VMDR | Ve Make De Revolutionz |
| VMR | Vampire Master Race |
| VMS | Virtually Missing Security |
| VNN | Very Neurotic Neanderthal |
| VOC | Various Obstinate Companies |
| VOD | Vampires Of Diablo |
| VOH | Voice Of Hoohaw |
| VOI | Veil Of Ignorance |
| VOLKSWAGEN | Very Old Lowered Knackered Scrap With A Giant Emission Nonsense |
| VOLKSWAGEN | Very Old Lowered Kustom Sedan With A Great Engine Noise |
| VOLVO | Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization |