| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CHEVROLET | Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
| CHEVROLET | Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Long Extended Trips |
| CHEVROLET | Can Here Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
| CHEVROLET | Can't Haul, Every Valve Rusts Oil, Leaks Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Half Engineered Vehicles Racing Only Losing EveryTime |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Heap Leaks Very Rotten Oil Leaks Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Heavy Engine, Vehicle Riding On Least Expensive Tires |
| CHEVROLET | Cheap Helplessly Embarrasing Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Check How Every Valve Rusts Or Leaks Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Races Only Little Electric Trains |
| CHEVROLET | China Heat Even Vagina Rattles Or Lost Electric Techniques |
| CHEVROLET | Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time |
| CHEVROLET | Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Electrical Terrors |
| CHEVROLET | Crap Heap Every Valve Rusts Only Let Engineers Touch |
| CHEVROLET | Crappy Hauling, Engine Valves Rust, Oil Leaks, Engine Talks |
| CHEVY | Can Hear Every Valve Yell |
| CHEVY | Can Hear Every Valve Yelling |
| CHEVY | Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet |