| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CNN | Check Nothing Never |
| CNN | Cheney Network News |
| CNN | Chicken News Network |
| CNN | Christ News Network |
| CNN | Clinton News Network |
| CNN | Clinton News Now |
| CNN | Clintons Narrative Network |
| CNN | Collapsing News Network |
| CNN | Collectivist Negativity Network |
| CNN | Collusion Narrative Network |
| CNN | Communist News Network |
| CNN | Complete Nonsense Network |
| CNN | Condescending Neanderthal Network |
| CNN | Conditioning Not News |
| CNN | Conservative News Network |
| CNN | Conservatives Never Needed |
| CNN | Constant Negative News |
| CNN | Constantly Negative News |
| CNN | Contact News Network |
| CNN | Contains No News |