| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| PD | Pokerock Dollars |
| PDA | Personal Droid Assistant |
| PDP | People Destroying People |
| PDS | Planet Defence Systems |
| PDS | Planetary Defence System |
| PDV | Plexus Droid Vessel |
| PEF | Pervy Elf Fancier |
| PEG | Professional Emergency Geese |
| PERN | Parallel Earth Resources Negligible |
| PET | Personal Energy Transport |
| PEW | Prologue Elven Warrior |
| PEWA | Private Eye Writers of America |
| PG | Planet Garth |
| PHL | Planet Half- Life |
| PHP | Photon Hypermega Phasor |
| PHP | Poison, Hypnotize, and Petrify |
| PHQ | Pretender Head Quarters |
| PID | Poor Innocent Dragon |
| PIE | Paranormal Interpol Enterprise |
| PIP | Pretend Imaginary Person |