if there's grass on the pitch, play ball



if there's grass on the pitch, play ball

vulgar slang Once one has pubic hair, it is acceptable to engage in sexual activity with that person.
See also: ball, grass, if, on, play

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Flavianaflah-VYAH-nah (Italian)Ancient Roman, Italian
Math-Welsh Mythology
Illiam-Manx
Praskovyaprah-SKOV-yahRussian
Aylward['eilwəd]
Rositsa-Bulgarian