if there's grass on the pitch, play ball



if there's grass on the pitch, play ball

vulgar slang Once one has pubic hair, it is acceptable to engage in sexual activity with that person.
See also: ball, grass, if, on, play

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Heraclio-Spanish
Fabianofah-BYAH-no (Italian)Italian, Portuguese
Atlas['ætləs]
PedroPE-dro (Spanish)Spanish, Portuguese
Tryggvi-Icelandic, Ancient Scandinavian
Phocas-Ancient Greek (Latinized)