If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts,
and If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.Rur. It is useless to wish for impossible things. (Use caution with ass.) Tom: If I had two hundred thousand dollars, I could buy that farm. Jane: Yeah, and if frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts. Charlie: If I were rich and famous, I'd make people listen to me. Bill: If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
toady (up) to someone
to fawn over someone; to try to flatter and impress someone. Carl is always toadying up to people. He has never toadied to me!