| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CRAP | Canadians Rule At Plowing |
| CRAP | Carnivorous Rabbits Attacking Police |
| CRAP | Certified Renegade American Product |
| CRAP | Computer Rage Anxiety Phobia |
| CRAP | Condoms Really Are Protection |
| CRAP | Conrads Random Awesome Party |
| CRAP | Crawdads Rip Apart Paper |
| CRAP | Cumnor Real Ale People |
| CRAP | Customer Respected After Paying |
| CRASH | Computer Remediation And Share Holder |
| CRASH | Corticosteroid Randomization After Significant Head |
| CRASH | Cracked Rashed Abraded Stitched And Hammered |
| CRAY | Completely Redundant Array of Yuppies |
| CRAZY | Can Run A Zillion Yards |
| CRC | Cynical Redundancy Check |
| CRE | Cunts Read Encyclopaedias |
| CRF | Capital Rhyming Force |
| CRI | Cranial Rectal Insertion |
| CRIP | Carefully Remove Invertebrate's Privates |
| CRIP | Continuos Rippin It Purpel |