| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| COVFEFE | Cuteness Overload Very Fluffy Extremely Fortunate Example |
| COVID19 | Chinese Obnoxious Virus in my Dad, in 2019 |
| COW | Children Of Wig |
| COW | Contrived Odious Wife |
| COW | Cranky Old Woman |
| COW | Creatures Of War |
| COWCA | Canadian Organization Without A Cool Acronym |
| CP | Can't Procreate |
| CPA | Can't Plan Anything |
| CPA | Can't Produce Anything |
| CPA | Can't Provide Anything |
| CPA | Cathay Pacific Airways |
| CPA | Certified Publicly Acceptable |
| CPA | Condescending And Patronizing Americans |
| CPA | Constantly Party Always |
| CPA | Cut, Paste, and Assemble |
| CPC | Challenging Peoples Curriculum |
| CPC | Charged Pudding Cannon |
| CPF | Cool Paint File |
| CPI | Christmas Price Index |