| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| DOS | Disk Opening System |
| DOS | Dumb Operating System |
| DOS | Dunce Overriding System |
| DOT | Dangerous On Transportation |
| DOT | Dizzy On Testing |
| DOT | Dumb Old Template |
| DOUG | Dumb Old Utility Guy |
| DOVE | Digital Orbiting Voice Encoder |
| DP | Darren's Page |
| DP | Drunken Panda |
| DPA | Depraved Peon Association |
| DPG | Dog Pound Gangsta |
| DPH | Damage Per Ham |
| DPI | Die Peacefully Ingrid |
| DPI | Don't Print, Idiot |
| DPK | Dark Psychopathic Klowns |
| DPN | Deaf President Now |
| DPN | Diseased Pariah News |
| DPO | Death Pit Offering |
| DPP | Definitely Pregnant Piggie |