| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| DREAM | Drugs Rule Everything Around Me |
| DREW | Drunk Rooster Eats Water |
| DRINK | Darling Remember I Need Kisses |
| DRINKS | Delicious after 1 peg, Romantic after 2 pegs, Interesting after 3 pegs, Naughty after 4 pegs, King after 5 pegs, Satyanash after 6 pegs. |
| DRK | Dark Railing Knights |
| DROF | Driver Returns On Foot (FORD spelled backwards) |
| DRUGS | Death and Reincarnation Under Gods Supervision |
| DS | Deep Spaghetti |
| DS | Duh Statement |
| DSA | Da Sprite Authentic |
| DSA | Demented Sales Associate |
| DSB | Dougs Sick Baloney |
| DSF | Digital Solidarity Fund |
| DSG | Destitute Streetdwelling Guttersnipe |
| DSL | Daily Sustained Laughing |
| DSL | Dammit, Someone Lied |
| DSL | Damn Small Linux |
| DSL | Damn Standard Line |
| DSL | Darn Shaky Link |
| DSL | Darn Slow Line |