| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HCW | Holy Crap Women |
| HD | Hampster Dance |
| HD | Hardly Davidson |
| HD | Holy Drumstick |
| HDBV | High Definition BiVi |
| HDF | Half Desent Females |
| HDF | Horror Dark Fantasy |
| HDJ | Hard Disc Jockey |
| HDL | Huge Deluxe Lingo |
| HDM | His Dark Materials |
| HDM | Hype Da Madman |
| HDMI | Highly Disappointing Multimedia Interface |
| HDTV | Hot Damn That's Vivid |
| HDTV | Hot Dog Talk Video |
| HEAD | Harmful Even After Death |
| HEAL | Help Educate Anal Liberals |
| HEEI | He Energizes Everyone Intentionally |
| HEGE | Heidi Exhibits Great Energy |
| HELL | Here Everyone Lives Life |
| HELL | Hurdling Earth until Lession is Learned |