| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HELLO | Helium Eats Loved Lemons Obviously |
| HELP | Hello Everyone Let's Pray |
| HERO | Hell Ever Rally On |
| HERO | Hunchback Esmarelda Rescue Operation |
| HEWO | Hell Entry for Wandering Ocelots |
| HEY | Hardly Earned Yen |
| HF | Happy Fapper |
| HF | High Faluters |
| HFC | Hydrogen Fried Chicken |
| HFR | Huge Freaking Router |
| HFS | Hamel Flying Saucer |
| HFT | Happy Fun Time |
| HG | Hairy Guy |
| HG | He Girls |
| HG | Honorary Girl |
| HGS | His Goofiness Ship |
| HH | Humble Hans |
| HH | Humongous Head |
| HHA | Hiliary Haters of America |
| HHA | Hillary Haters of America |