| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| SAND | Steve's Amazing New Device |
| SANDEEP | Smart, Active, Nice, Delighted, Encouraging, Enthusiastic Person |
| SANDWICH | Special Association for Narcotics Deception, Witchcraft Infanticide, Coercion, and Hatred |
| SANS | Steven After Not Surving |
| SANTA | Saintly Abbreviations Nullifying Tricky Acronyms |
| SANY | Salty Ant Never Yummy |
| SAP | Satan's Accounting Program |
| SAP | Shut up And Pay |
| SAP | Slow And Painful |
| SAP | Somewhat Academic Privacy |
| SAPF | Society Advocating Pillbug Freedom |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SAQ | Super Acronym Quiz |
| SAR | Sailor Animamates Reviews |
| SARS | Servere Absence of Romance and Sex |
| SARS | Severe Acute Revenue Syndrome |
| SARS | Sick Asians Running the Streets |
| SARS | Sick Ass Redneck Syndrome |
| SARS | Singaporeans Are Really Scared |
| SARS | Swindon Always Running Scared |