| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| COMPAQ | Come On, Moronic People! Answer Questions! |
| COMPAQ | Compatibility and Quality |
| COMPAQ | Completely Outdated Machines Packaged As Quality |
| COMPUTER | Common Operating Machine Particularly Used For Technical And Reasearch |
| COMPUTER | Common Operating machine Particularly Used for Training, Education, and Reporting |
| COMPUTER | Common Operations Made Possible Under Technical Engineering Researches |
| COMPUTER | Commonly Operating Machine Particularly Used for Trade Export and Research |
| COMPUTER | Complicted Office Machine Put Under Tremendous Effort to Reduce manpower |
| COMPUTER | Compute Operating Memory Particularly Used for Transfer Educational Research |
| CONF | Comatose On Nihilists Floor |
| CONTROL | Closing Out Negative Things Reestablishing Optimal Living |
| COOL | Confederation Of Old Limatians |
| COOL | Constipated Obedience Overrated Loser |
| COOL | Constipated Overall Overweighted Loser |
| COOL | Constipated Overated Old Lady |
| COOL | Constipated Overrated Old Lady |
| COOL | Constipated Overrated Outtastyle Loser |
| COOL | Constipated Overweight Out-of-style Loser |
| COOL | Constipated Overweighted Old Lady |
| COOL | Contrived Object Oriented Language |