| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| FORD | Fat Old Retarded Driver |
| FORD | Fatally Obese Redneck Driver |
| FORD | Feeble Old Redneck Driving |
| FORD | Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline |
| FORD | Finally Obsolete Racing Device |
| FORD | Finds Old Rusty Drivers |
| FORD | Fireball On Rear Denting |
| FORD | Fireball On Roadway: DETOUR! |
| FORD | Firestones On: Really Dangerous! |
| FORD | First On Race Day |
| FORD | First On Recall Day |
| FORD | First On Road to Dump |
| FORD | First On Rubbish Dump |
| FORD | First On Rust and Deterioration |
| FORD | First Order of Reproductive Discipline |
| FORD | First Owner Real Dumba** |
| FORD | Fix Or Recycle Dilemma |
| FORD | Fix Or Repair Daily |
| FORD | Fix Or Repair Dally |
| FORD | Fix Or Return for Dodge |