| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| FORD | For Our Retarded Daughter |
| FORD | For Outrages Road Distances |
| FORD | For Outrages Road Distances |
| FORD | For Out-Running Dodges |
| FORD | For Out-Running Duramaxes |
| FORD | For Over Reckless Driving |
| FORD | Forced On Reluctant Drivers |
| FORD | Ford Operates Reliable Dealerships |
| FORD | Ford Owners Recommend Dodge |
| FORD | Fords Only Run Downhill |
| FORD | Forever On Road Driving |
| FORD | Forget Out-Running Dale |
| FORD | Forgive Our Retarded Designers |
| FORD | Forgot Our Recommended Defaults |
| FORD | Forgotten Old Rustedout Dodge |
| FORD | Fork Over Repair Dough |
| FORD | Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin |
| FORD | Formed Of Rejected DNA |
| FORD | Forward Only, Reverse Defective |
| FORD | Forwarded Once, Return Denied |