| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| FORD | Fixed Or Repaired Daily |
| FORD | Flagilently Overactive Re Disorder |
| FORD | Flames On Road Daily |
| FORD | Flintstone Or Rubble Driven |
| FORD | Flip Over Read Directions |
| FORD | Flipped Over Roadside Disaster |
| FORD | Flipped Over Rolling Dead |
| FORD | Flipping Over Results in Death |
| FORD | Flips Over Readily, Dude! |
| FORD | Flys Over Rolled Dodge |
| FORD | Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled |
| FORD | Fond Of Resonating Decibels |
| FORD | Foot On Road Decelerates |
| FORD | For Old Retired Dummies |
| FORD | For Old, Rotten Deadbeat |
| FORD | For Only Real Drivers |
| FORD | For Only Regret Dominates |
| FORD | For Only Rolling Downhill |
| FORD | For Orgasim Ride Driver |
| FORD | For Orgasmic Road Dreams |