| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HLP | Hey Lookie, Panic |
| HLS | Hot Looks School |
| HM | Horrible Males |
| HM | Hunky Monkey |
| HMD | Hi Mom & Dad |
| HME | His Majesty Ershad |
| HME | Huge Mechanical Elephant |
| HMFWKWH | Head Mother F***ers What Knows What's Happening |
| HMO | Hand the Money Over |
| HMO | Healthy Members Only |
| HMO | Hell's Medical Orginization |
| HMO | Henhouse Management Organization |
| HMO | Homogenized Medical Office |
| HMO | Horrible Medical Organization |
| HMO | How Much Outrage |
| HMRC | Hideous Morons and Right Chumps |
| HMRM | Her Majesty's Royal Marines |
| HMS | Hunting Melin Sons |
| HMV | Hermaphroditic Mexican Virgin |
| HMV | His Monkey's Voice |