| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HMWCAWCIAWCCW | How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood |
| HND | Have No Dough |
| HNGD | Happy 'New Guitar' Day |
| HNI | Hicksian National Income |
| HNSP | Hidden Note Seeking Packet |
| HO | Hellaciously Ornery |
| HO | Hospitable Orifice |
| HOA | Hairbrains Of Apocalypse |
| HOA | Hooked On Aerosol |
| HOB | Harem Of Bill |
| HOC | Hogwarts On Crack |
| HOD | House Of Dorks |
| HODYS | How Often Do You Shower |
| HOE | Haters Of English |
| HOES | Happily. Offering. Everyone. Sex |
| HOF | Half Old Fogey |
| HOF | Hall Of Freaks |
| HOF | Horses Oss Forever |
| HOG | Hippies On Grunge |
| HOG | Hot Old Guy |