| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HOH | Hang On Hog |
| HOH | Hardy Owns the Household |
| HOL | Human Occupied Landfill |
| HOLD | Hypocrisy, Obfuscation, Lies, And Deception |
| HOLDEN | Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now |
| HOLDEN | How Old Ladies Drive Every Night |
| HOLE | Hypeactive Oops L Everytime |
| HOLLAND | Hope Our Love Last And Never Die |
| HOLLAND | Hope Our Love Lives/Lasts And Never Dies |
| HOLT | Heavy Overweight Lively Treebenders |
| HOLYBIBLE | He Only Let You Believe In Big Lies Everyday |
| HOLYBIBLE | He. Only . Left . You . Basic. Instructions. Before. Leaving. Earth |
| HOMD | Hop Off My D*** |
| HOME | House Of Many Emotions |
| HOMEWORK | Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | Half Of My Energy Wasted On Rare Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | Half Of My Evening Wasted On Ridiculous Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | Having One Make Effort Working On Retaining Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | Hours Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | Hours Of My Energy Wasted On Repulsive Knowledge |