| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HPS | Humungous Payments System |
| HPSF | Horrible Property Set Format |
| HPSG | Hoggledy Piggo Squealy Gruntems |
| HPV | Having Purple Vomit |
| HPW | High Ping Whiner |
| HR | Homebot Replication |
| HRB | His Royal Bandness |
| HRC | Hilarious Rotten Corruption |
| HRC | Hillary Raises Cash |
| HRD | Hard Rocker Dude |
| HRT | Holden Ratchasing Team |
| HS | Hardy Special |
| HS | Holy Shiite |
| HS | Hulk Smash |
| HSA | Harrisons Spy Agency |
| HSADL | High Security Animal Disease Laboratory |
| HSB | Hot Surprise Beauty |
| HSBC | Home Of Scottish Bank Clerks |
| HSBC | Hot Sexy Banking Chicks |
| HSELS | Hell Suffering Expressed as Lackluster School |