| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HOMEWORK | Hours Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge |
| HOMEWORK | How Our Minds Evolve Weirdly Onto Random Knowledge |
| HONDA | Had One Never Drive Another |
| HONDA | Had One, Never Did Again |
| HONDA | Had One, Never Do that Again |
| HONDA | Hang On, Not Done Accelerating |
| HONDA | Has Obtained No Distance At all |
| HONDA | Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories |
| HONDA | Have One, Never Drive Anything else |
| HONDA | Helping Our Needy Drive Automobiles |
| HONDA | His/Her Own New Delightful Angel |
| HONDA | History Of No Decent Acceleration |
| HONDA | Hold ON, Dumb Ass |
| HONDA | Hold On, Needs Decent Acceleration |
| HONDA | Hold On, Not Done Accelerating |
| HONDA | Hop On Nothing Dumb A** |
| HONDA | How Odd, No Darn Acceleration |
| HOPA | Helpful Office Personal Assistant |
| HOPE | Hackers On Planet Earth |
| HOPE | Have One Possiblity Everytime |