| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| HOPE | Hold On People, Emmanuel |
| HOPE | Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment |
| HOS | Huge Old Shroom |
| HOSA | Hot Olives Surprise Apples |
| HOSPITAL | Home Of Sick People In Town Acting Lively |
| HOSPITAL | Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour |
| HOSPITAL | House Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour |
| HOSPITAL | House Of Sick Peoples In Trauma And Labor |
| HOSPITAL | Human Operation Safety Preserving Initial Treatment Antiseptic Location |
| HOTEL | Home Of Temporary Eating & Living |
| HOTUS | Hair Of The United States |
| HOV | Heavily Occupied Vehicle |
| HOW | House Of Whack |
| HP | Hopes and Promises |
| HP | Horrendous Purchase |
| HP | Horribly Poor |
| HP | Horse Puckey |
| HP | Hyperbolic Poseur |
| HPC | High Performance Cow |
| HPS | Historical Person Slash |