| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| BMMW | Bring Me My Wine |
| BMOACAO | Bend Me Over, Here Comes Another One |
| BMP | Big Mama's Pajamas |
| BMP | Big Mud Puddle |
| BMQ | Blowin' Money Quicker |
| BMR | Bring Me Rutabagas |
| BMS | Broke My Scale |
| BMW | Babbling Mechanical Wench |
| BMW | Bad Mechanical Wonder |
| BMW | Bad Men Wave |
| BMW | Bad Motor Welding |
| BMW | Badly Made Wagon |
| BMW | Badly Maintained Wehicle |
| BMW | Barely Moving Wreck |
| BMW | Basic Marin Wheels |
| BMW | Bavarian Manure Wagon |
| BMW | Bavarian Money Waster |
| BMW | Bavarian Murder Weapon |
| BMW | Be My Wife |
| BMW | Be My Woman |