| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| BMW | Beastly Monstrous Wonder |
| BMW | Beat My Wheels |
| BMW | Beating Many Wankers |
| BMW | Beautiful Magnificent Woman |
| BMW | Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels |
| BMW | Beautiful Mechanical Wonder |
| BMW | Beckons Many Women |
| BMW | Beer, Music, and Women |
| BMW | Before My Wedding |
| BMW | Befuddling Motor Works |
| BMW | Behold My Wealth |
| BMW | Big Man Walking |
| BMW | Big Meal Walking |
| BMW | Big Mechanical Warranty |
| BMW | Big Menopausal Wanker |
| BMW | Big Metallic Wang |
| BMW | Big Mexican Woman |
| BMW | Big Money Waste |
| BMW | Big Money Wasted |
| BMW | Big Money Waster |