| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| BMW | Big Money Works |
| BMW | Big Money. Why? |
| BMW | Big Monkey Wrench |
| BMW | Big Mormon Wagon |
| BMW | Bitching, Moaning, Whining |
| BMW | Bite My Waffle |
| BMW | Blasphemous Motorized Wreck |
| BMW | Blond Male Wagon |
| BMW | Body Made Wrong |
| BMW | Born Moderately Wealthy |
| BMW | Bought My Wife |
| BMW | Boy Meets World |
| BMW | Brain Might Work |
| BMW | Break My Wallet |
| BMW | Break My Windows |
| BMW | Break My Windshield |
| BMW | Breaks Most Wrenches |
| BMW | Breaks My Wallet |
| BMW | Bring Many Wrenches |
| BMW | Bring Me a Wrecker |