| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CAL | Cybernerd Aquiring Love |
| CALC | Can Anyone Like Calculus? |
| CALIFORNIA | Commies And Liberals Insist Forcefully On Rejecting New Intelligent Answers |
| CAMARO | Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One? |
| CAMARO | Cannot Actually Move And Ricers Own |
| CAMARO | Carry A Mechanic And Repair Often |
| CAMEL | Comedy (mike) abbot mel don't remember e lou (Costello) |
| CAMS | Cartography Aint My Specialty |
| CAMS | Cartography Ain't My Specialty |
| CAMS | Conspiracy Against Motor Sports |
| CANADA | Can A New American Do Anything? |
| CANADA | Can All North Americans Die ASAP? |
| CANADA | Can Anybody Name A Dumber Area |
| CANADA | Can Anyone Name A Dumber Acronym |
| CANADA | Come And Nap All Day Anytime |
| CANADA | Come Any Night After Dark Alone |
| CANADA | Cool And Nice Allies of Doomed Armistice |
| CANADA | Coquitlam And Naniamo Are Darn Annoying |
| CANADA | Country About Never Awakening Dumb Asses |
| CANADA | Country All Northern A** Dudes Approach |