| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CANADA | Country All Northern Ass Dudes Approach |
| CANADA | Country And Nice Allies of Dollar Arguments |
| CANADA | Country of A Nice Alms Dollar Advent |
| CANCO | Canada and American Nations Carry On |
| CAPER | Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality |
| CAPP | Creepy Awesome Predacious Prelacy |
| CAPSTAN | Can A Prick Stand Twice A Night |
| CAR | Crashes And Rusts |
| CARB | Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Bush |
| CARE | Comics Are Required Entertainment |
| CARE | Contraception Advice Research Education |
| CARE | Customers Are Really Everything |
| CARS | Cigar Aficionado Renaissance Smokers |
| CARS | Crush A Rat! Squeak! |
| CARY | Containment Area for Relocated Yankees |
| CAS | Computers Are Swine |
| CASE | Can't Afford Something Else |
| CAT | Christchurch Anime Tribe |
| CAT | Clever Anatomical Tricks |
| CAT | Collect Any Trash |