| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CAT | Crap A Tack |
| CAT | Cute Animal Thing |
| CATS | Cats Always Tear Stitchery |
| CATS | Crazy Aged Tyrant Stinks |
| CAV | Cheap A** Vodka |
| CAV | Crusade Against Voldemort |
| CAW | Crusty A** Women |
| CAWI | City for All Women Initiative |
| CB | Celestial Baby |
| CBA | Certifiable Balloon Addict |
| CBA | Cheap Bunch of Amateurs |
| CBC | Can Broadcast Crap |
| CBC | Can Buy a Championship |
| CBC | Can't Broadcast Curling |
| CBC | Censorship Broadcasting Corporation |
| CBC | Cheap Broadcasters Of Canada |
| CBC | Communist Broadcasting Company |
| CBC | Completely Boring Coverage |
| CBC | Completly Biased Coverage |
| CBD | Contract's Been Decided |