| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CBD | Crying Big Dude |
| CBE | Crabby But Efficient |
| CBH | Catastrophe By Hohner |
| CBJ | Constantly Being Judged |
| CBM | Cam Brain Machine |
| CBO | Country Backstop Officer |
| CBS | Cancelled the Best Shows |
| CBS | Cancels Best Shows |
| CBS | Can't Beat Scholar |
| CBS | Can't Beat Survivor |
| CBS | Can't Believe Schlessinger |
| CBS | Can't Believe Snot |
| CBS | Can't Believe Squat |
| CBS | Can't Broadcast Sports |
| CBS | Censored Broadcasting System |
| CBS | Cheap Broadcasting System |
| CBS | Cheerleaders' Bust Size |
| CBS | Chickens Being Sacrificed |
| CBS | Cliched Boring Sitcom |
| CBS | College Basketball Station |